The lazy bloggers, blog.

burgrs: if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:00:15 -0400

if u smash snails on purpose ur a fuckin piece of shit they are tiny cuties trying 2 get somewhere as fast as they can pls help them out

how to boys

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:00:35 -0400

boobbryar:

foie:

greet

chat

chat

chat

joke

joke

joke

joke

compliment appearance

compliment personality

flirt

flirt

flirt

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

hug

amorous hug

amorous hug

first kiss

kiss

kiss

kiss

make out

make out

make out

make out

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

woo-hoo

propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

My mom and I are QT’s

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:52:33 -0400

My mom and I are QT’s

Back home in Germany..it feels bittersweet. Super excited about this summer though! I’m off...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 09:48:48 -0400

Back home in Germany..it feels bittersweet.

Super excited about this summer though! I’m off to a healthy start!

daftpostpunk: you better pop lock and drop that attitude

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 08:00:11 -0400

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

beccabae: anniegee: (via dillonhilton) Hnngg

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:00:25 -0400

beccabae:

anniegee:

(via dillonhilton)

Hnngg

curiouskitty: verycunninglinguist: whatlikeitshard: jukeboxgra...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 08:00:15 -0400

curiouskitty:

verycunninglinguist:

whatlikeitshard:

jukeboxgraduate:

yerawizardmary:

yerawizardmary:

Dying right now.

I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.

THIS WOMAN IS MY NEW HERO.

HERO.

When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.

This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.

Photo

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:00:28 -0400

Grandma: there's some microwaveable BBQ wings in the freezer if you want. You just take them out and put them on a paper plate and put them in the microwave for a couple minutes. Check them. If they're not done, microwave them some more. Are you going to be able to handle that?

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 08:00:24 -0400

Grandma: there's some microwaveable BBQ wings in the freezer if you want. You just take them out and put them on a paper plate and put them in the microwave for a couple minutes. Check them. If they're not done, microwave them some more. Are you going to be able to handle that?
Me: Yeah...
Grandma: Do you know how to cook those frozen wings?
Me: Grandma, I've lived off of enough frozen microwave food, I'm sure I can figure it out.

30down30more: Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 16:00:27 -0400

30down30more:

Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.

You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t haha

fuckyeawecanlivelikethis: shessofuckedinthehead: *lamely...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:00:15 -0400

fuckyeawecanlivelikethis:

shessofuckedinthehead:

*lamely admits to have been waiting for a week for this gif

^^^^^^

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Thu, 13 Jun 2013 16:00:33 -0400

lebaiserdelamorte: IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 08:00:31 -0400

lebaiserdelamorte:

IF MY GOLDFISH CAN FIT IN A CONDOM SO CAN YOU

jd-m8: one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:00:36 -0400

jd-m8:

one day i’m going to wake up really fit and attractive and you will all be sad you didn’t flirt with me earlier

h-ella: AD

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 08:00:31 -0400

h-ella:

AD

my-rain-day: thecrumbsofhumblepiety: anabeth-tochter-der-athene...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 01:57:44 -0400

my-rain-day:

thecrumbsofhumblepiety:

anabeth-tochter-der-athene:

dont-think-about-elephants:

wall-of-imagination:

dean-the-hug-monster:

turntechgearedhead:

kreeon:

kaen-daughter-of-loki:

assbuttmcgee:

uncle-eridan:

feferi-twerkses:

smotherfudging:

koncreates:

eridan-ielle:

davekat:

genderplasma:

$21.50 …

$5. literally five freaking dollars i am an ACtual shitnerd

49$

19.50 $
I saw this right when I started tumble and i think it was the same amount

$23.50

$52.50

$42.50

$24.00

$8.00

$19.00

$13.00 wth

$10.00

$50.00

$26:00 :)

$20.50

$36.50. Welllllllllp.

45.50

$70.50, my life…wtf.

ilovemesomefreakingpie: johneggbutt: you got yourself into...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 08:00:14 -0400

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

johneggbutt:

you got yourself into this you little shit now get yourself out

I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING BUT I AM AND I DON’T REGRET IT

catsandcocks: More Cats & Cocks Here!

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 16:00:29 -0400

catsandcocks:

More Cats & Cocks Here!

Photo

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 08:00:09 -0400

I HAVE MY LEAVE PAPERS IN MY HAND. I LEAVE IN TMINUS 7 HOURS. IM COMING TO YOU AMERICA! <3

Tue, 28 May 2013 18:14:58 -0400

I HAVE MY LEAVE PAPERS IN MY HAND. I LEAVE IN TMINUS 7 HOURS.

IM COMING TO YOU AMERICA! <3